

And no, it’s not the hair that, after all, is a choice-one that may be hard for most people to understand, but a choice all the same, and there’s a certain who-asked-you confidence in continuing to make it.
EGO IS THE ENEMY LENGTH FREE
You own homes in Manhattan Palm Beach upstate New York Charlottesville, Virginia and Rancho Palos Verdes, California and you’re free to bunk down in a grand suite in practically any hotel, apartment building or resort that flies the Trump flag, anywhere on the planet-and there are a lot of them.īut none of that changes the reality of waking up every morning, looking in the bathroom mirror, and seeing Donald Trump staring back at you.

You’re fabulously wealthy you have a lifetime pass to help yourself to younger and younger wives, even as you get older and older-a two-way Benjamin Button dynamic that is equal parts enviable and grotesque. There are, certainly, compensations to being Donald Trump. You were Trump yesterday, you’re Trump today, and barring some extraordinary development, you’ll be Trump tomorrow. The fact is, it can’t be easy to wake up every day and discover that you’re still Donald Trump. Even as the comet that is The Donald continues to streak across the political sky-as babes peer in wonder out their windows, dogs bay in fear in the night and scholars debate the source of the great apparition-it’s worth taking a moment to feel some compassion for the man who’s causing all the mischief.
